p2iioniic:

gaymeme:

countrymuscles:

croagunk:

fanalis:

don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon

this post is trash

chespin is the best

grass type pokemon are the best???? whst the fuck

u like grass Pokemon huh? u like grass? u wanna jack off in the grass? gonna rub grass on urself? maybe fuck a grasshopper? ur disgusting u grasshopper fucker

(via sharpcheddar)

terras-terrable-trousers:

sapphirecarnage:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

Did you mean:

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DERS NO WAY UR TEKEN KARIS HERT

(via howls-moving-nipples)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via sugoititties)

singlernom:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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(Source: taggedwhat, via smurfsdonthavereproductiveorgans)