February 2012
assachusetts:
I just feel like I’m just never going to find someone who actually cares about me the way that I’d care about them.
Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
winged-cyborg:
i have a disease where as soon as i get silly and tellin bad jokes, my typin deterioraets for comedic effect like dang y u gotta do dat homie
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it’s really really sad when you used to have really great conversations with someone and then you have nothing to talk about anymore and they don’t even try to carry on a conversation with you and you feel completely alone and yeah that is all
Blathers: Hootie hoo, I see you have a fossil there? Care for me to identify
Me: b b b b
Blathers: Oh, an insect! Do not free the beast from its cage
Me: b b b b b b
Blathers: It's known that the stegosaurus was once a fierce creature to roam this earth
Me: b b b b b b b b b b
Blathers: I am really tired did you know that hoo zwack sorry old chum I am a night owl don'tcha know
Me: b b b b b b b b fucking b
Blathers: Hoo hoo
Me: b
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
7u7:
why is everybody talking about oscar
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower